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I'M OBSESSED WITH SUPERNATURAL FAN SONGS

INSTEAD OF GOING TO A PARTY OR GIVING OUT CANDY FOR HALLOWEEN, I'M LISTENING TO SUPERNATURAL FAN COVERS IN MY ROOM WHILE EATING A JUMBO SIZED BAG OF BARBEQUE CHIPS. HERE ARE A FEW SONGS TO START WITH IF YOU WANT TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT CRYING OVER THIS AMAZING SHOW: THIS ONE IS PERFECT IF YOU LOVE DESTIEL AS MUCH AS I DO (parody of Hallelujah): THIS ONE IS JUST F*CKING HILARIOUS (parody of We are Never Getting Back Together): THE ORIGINAL SONG THAT PRETTY MUCH STARTED IT ALL (you could argue that it was actually the Carry On My Wayward Son cover that started it all, but I personally just really like this song okay): GOOD LUCK ON GETTING OUT OF THE SADNESS COMA THAT YOU WILL DEFINITELY BE IN AFTER YOU LISTEN TO THESE SONGS

Let's Talk: Stranger Things Season 2

i t's been a few days since the second season of the hit Netflix show "Stranger Things" was added to the site. I've said it a million times, and i'll say it again, i absolutely love Stranger Things season 1. but season two? not so much. it just didn't seem to live up to the amazing first season which f*cking sucks cause I really wanted more of the original Stranger Things. what do i not like about this new season you ask? well, let's start at the beginning. 1. the fact that we only really get good chemistry between the kids when eleven comes back. the thing that i believe made season one so successful was the fact that those kids were so f*cking cute together. we only really get the nostalgia and feeling between the kids like we got in the first season when eleven returns from seeing her sister. and even then, we barely get any scenes between them. wtf duffer bros??? 2. how much filler was in this season. literally almost half of ...

STRANGER THINGS IS BEING POSTED TONIGHT WOOT

since stranger things is coming back and i can't wait, i will be updating this post whenever something huge happens on twitter, netflix or when i'm watching the show. watch out for new posts! 12:51 pm: First Post At the moment, it is just over 11 hours till the new season of stranger things is released. I'M FREAKING OUT. i don't have much planned for the day, but i will be going out and getting frozen waffles and chocolate pudding to prepare for tonight. also i am wearing my hawkins middle school av club shirt to commemorate that this is happening. now for the real news. NETFLIX HAS A MINI GAME SORT OF THING ON THEIR WEBSITE. IT GIVES A CRYPTIC CLUE AS TO SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE SEASON AND THIS IS IT. if you can't tell what it is, the first symbol seems to be a flower or the demogorgon's face. the second is a rainbow and the third is the number "450". stranger things also has this on their twitter page. i have no...

Riverdale Highlights (Season 2, Episode 3)

- archie starts a f*cking cult with the football team where they wear creepy ass red masks that make them look like serial killers with hot bodies - veronica's mom is a b*tch - veronica's dad is a creep - veronica binge watches the bachelorette while her boyfriend literally STARTS A CULT - we meet toni topaz, who i honestly really like. that'll probably change really soon cuz let's be honest, i don't like a lot of people in this show. - jughead gets beaten up by some weirdos whose gang name sounds like a pokemon (or was it really the serpents that hurt jug???) - betty's mom gets a zodiac style letter to put in the newspaper from the person who murdered ms. grundy and shot fred andrews, moose and midge - HALLELUJAH MOOSE AND MIDGE ARE ALIVE AND LIVE ON - polly moves to a farm to birth her babies in a haybale - the gay one almost gets killed (thank GOD that he didn't)

5 New ThinkGeek Items I've Put on my Christmas Wishlist

literally one of the cutest things in the entire world. i saw one of these at a japanese market i went to and i was really f*cking tempted to get one but i'm super cheap.  if you know me even the slightest, you know how much i love star wars, especially the Porgs. the only thing i love just as much as star wars is office supplies.  i can extremely picture this lamp in the slytherin common room. draco malfoy would totally tell his father about this cool f*cking lamp. i've been posting about stranger things all week and i'm about to talk about some more. the demogorgon is back in the new season, but it's mutated into some huge alien thing and is taking over the town.  rey is an icon. she broke the box office. so why wouldn't i want her on a pair of leggings that would go great with a flippy brown skirt and a buttoned up shirt?

OTP of Tuesday (Clint x Natasha)

so yeah, Clint may be married with children in Age of Ultron, but WE ARE GOING TO IGNORE THAT BECAUSE IT WAS A BAD MOVE FROM THE WRITERS BECAUSE CLINT AND NAT ARE OTP. now that we have that settled, here are some tumblr posts to prove that CLINT AND NAT ARE PERFECT https://slavicshadownr.tumblr.com/post/162592566420/natasha-over-comms-just-wanted-to-check-my https://raversam.tumblr.com/post/159539684183/its-2017-and-we-still-dont-know-what-happened-in http://natasharomancva.co.vu/post/158858913332 http://harleyquinzel.tumblr.com/post/155592016288 http://mcu-incorrect-quotes.tumblr.com/post/161297365691/if-you-have-a-problem-with-clint-youre-pretty

It's Carrie Fisher's Birthday... RIP

Carrie Fisher, a loving mother, writer, comedian and actress famous for her role as Princess and General Leia in Star Wars, passed away last year in November. today would have been her 61st birthday. these are a handful of tweets under the hashtag  #CarrieFisher .  Remembering #CarrieFisher ​ on her birthday! You will always be our princess... pic.twitter.com/O7DHpFLXcY — Comicbook.com (@ComicBook) October 21, 2017 Happy Birthday Mommy! Miss you daily — Gary the Dog (@Gary_TheDog) October 21, 2017 Even as a kid, I just knew she was my kind of person. #CarrieFisher pic.twitter.com/3SkrgoKMdF — SpecSeven 🎃 (@SpectrSeven) October 21, 2017 RIP Carrie, we miss you...

I Just Figured Out the Doctor's Name and I'm Shook

the conspiracy theory : the doctor's name... is 42 the evidence :  if you didn't know, 42 is the "answer to the universe and everything". the reason this connects to doctor who is because multiple episodes have been made about different species fighting to figure out the doctor's name, which is said in the show to be "the most important words in the universe". the writer Douglas Adams (who wrote the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy ) has written for the show. this is shocking because Adams' series of books never mentions the question to the universe, but the answer; 42. could the question connecting the show to these books be doctor who? there is an episode of doctor who named "42". it is during the era of the tenth doctor and martha in which they have 42 minutes to save a spaceship from hurtling towards the sun. here's the trailer for the episode: in conclusion, i'd say i believe this theory. it...

Netflix Just Added a Stranger Things Countdown and I'm Freaking Out

so if you have a Netflix account and you don't live under a f*cking rock, you have probably watched stranger things and know that i am super excited for the new season. so like any normal person, i was just doing my thing when i brought up Netflix to watch some television, and low and behold, there was a COUNTDOWN TO THE NEW SEASON. this may not seem as amazing to you as it is for me, but since i am emotionally connected to these characters, i am f*cking pumped and pretty much any mention of the show makes my head spin. until october 27th, the fandom and i just need to make do with this amazing comic con trailer:

Riverdale Highlights (Season 2, Episode 2)

- we get to see Hiram Lodge for the first time, who btw, is a f*cking asshole. just in this episode alone, he made his wife lie for him to his own daughter and BOUGHT POP'S DINER THEN LIED ABOUT IT - apparently new reggie is a drug dealer, which i can accept - apparently dilton doily is a gun salesmen now who sold a gun to archie who is trying to get the world record for sleep deprivation - cheryl lied in fp's court hearing because #bughead was blackmailing her to say nice things like, "oh yeah this guy who i said i would never forgive? yeah, total forgiveness from my end. no loose strings. we cool." - ms. grundy was killed with the passion of a cello bow - betty made cheryl and the river vixens help with the revival of pop's diner, which featured 2 out of the 3 pussycats and cheryl performing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard". - archie went dark but i don't really care cause he's still kind of an asshole - we met ...

Types of Fictional Crushes that You Have

1. the "there is a fine line between hate and love" crush they are the person that you hate to love and love to hate. you never expected to develop feelings for them, but you just couldn't take the sexual tension anymore.  2. the adorable potato crush you fell for them because they have the cutest personality. they do the most childish and outrageous things, but that makes you love them even more. 3. the whirlwind crush they are the crush that you liked for a hot minute, then didn't. by the time you really became full crush mode, you have already moved on. 4. the "i can't decide if i want you with them or with me" crush they are the ones you are so infatuated with, but they are one part of your OTP. so what do you do? you obviously want them to be happy with the other part of your OTP, but at the same time, they are just too darn f*cking cute. 5. the soulmate crush throughout all your other fictional crushes,...

5 Ways to Elongate Your Essay (or How to Get through the Semester without Crying)

recently, i had the task of writing two different essays over the weekend. lemme tell you, it was a long weekend. i spent night and day trying to reach my certain word or page count. here are 5 tips that i learned for how to half ass your way through the semester! 1. try to repeat sentences, but with different wording. for example, "the dog is brown." can be repeated as "the brown dog had interesting colored fur." get what i mean? like repeat things, but don't repeat things. 2. add as many details as you f*cking can. make that sh*t accurate. "the dog had a corduroy brown fur with coffee saturated highlights that sparkled like fireflies in the wind." 3. if you literally cannot think of any words, go back into your notes and just copy them into sentences. for example, let's say one note says, "The Alien War - from 2332 to 3223" or something along those lines. just copy that as a sentence into your essay. "The Alien War went fr...

Star Wars Conspiracy Theory : Can Porgs fly?

today i did some bad ass Sam-Winchester style research on the subject: can Porgs, the f*cking adorable creatures in the new Star Wars film, fly? first place i went was the trailer itself (duh). it only features a Porg for around a second when it's spending quality time with Chewie and it makes an adorable squealing sound. i then made my way over to the official Star Wars "Wookiepedia" (the link to it is below). there, i learned everything i needed to know about the adorable Porgs. according to the Wookiepedia page, which is confirmed to be canon, Porgs are modeled after real life puffins. cute. the creatures dwell on the cliffs of Luke Skywalker's island where they build nests and fly! CUTE!! their babies are called PORGLETS?!? HOLY F*CK THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!! so there is your answer, folks. Porgs can in fact fly. link to the Wookiepedia page :  starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Porg

My Thoughts during the New Mutants Trailer

- wow this is an extremely creepy sung version of "another brick in the wall" by pink floyd  - a super f*cking creepy hallway "i'm about to ask you a series of questions... I want you to respond truthfully." - a grAVEYARD WHERE THERE ARE NO NAMES, JUST NUMBERS TO REPRESENT THE PEOPLE WTF. "have you ever hurt someone?" - "yes." holy schnitzel and crackers what is happening - "have you ever experienced anything you believe is... abnormal?" of course the girl in the shot has, she's f*cking hurt someone. - first lie detectors, now security cameras. what's next, Freddy Fazbear? - "Yes." you should really learn how to lie girl cause that is not something to boast about. "Last question. Do you know what mutants are?" DUN DUN - creepy ass school with weeping angel in the front yard - weird hospital that serves patients green liquid  - Alice Braga giving Blu Hunt a shot whi...

OTP of Tuesday (Eleven x Mike)

If you don't already watch Stranger Things, you need to get on that sh*t like right now cause the second season is about to come out and I can't contain myself anymore. Here are some gifs and quotes to convince you that Mike and Eleven are forevs ♡ okay that last one wasn't about Eleven or Mike but it just made me really happy to hear that barb is gonna have her justice served

Riverdale Highlights (Season 2, Episode 1)

- archie drives his father to the hospital despite not having a driver's license - veronica is an actual good girlfriend and comforts archie while taking a shower - betty and jughead have a disagreement that is resolved by the end of the episode (#bughead) - the pussycats and new reggie support archie when his dad is in the hospital -cheryl's mom was in the hospital from the fire (?!?) and cheryl acts crazy but that's no different - jughead talked with the south side serpents about who shot fred andrews (and may have showed up to jughead's trailer with a bloody dude) - MS. GRUNDY (IF THAT'S EVEN WHAT YOU CAN CALL HER) IS SHOWN KISSING ANOTHER BOY THAN SHE IS KILLED BY THE GUY THAT SHOT FRED ANDREWS HOLY F*CK - ANOTHER HOLY F*CK WHEN HIRAM LODGE SHOWS UP Star Rating : ★★★★★ (5/5 best episode yet, who else is excited for the next one)