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Riverdale Highlights (Season 2, Episode 3)


- archie starts a f*cking cult with the football team where they wear creepy ass red masks that make them look like serial killers with hot bodies

- veronica's mom is a b*tch

- veronica's dad is a creep

- veronica binge watches the bachelorette while her boyfriend literally STARTS A CULT

- we meet toni topaz, who i honestly really like. that'll probably change really soon cuz let's be honest, i don't like a lot of people in this show.

- jughead gets beaten up by some weirdos whose gang name sounds like a pokemon (or was it really the serpents that hurt jug???)

- betty's mom gets a zodiac style letter to put in the newspaper from the person who murdered ms. grundy and shot fred andrews, moose and midge

- HALLELUJAH MOOSE AND MIDGE ARE ALIVE AND LIVE ON

- polly moves to a farm to birth her babies in a haybale

- the gay one almost gets killed (thank GOD that he didn't)
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