- we get to see Hiram Lodge for the first time, who btw, is a f*cking asshole. just in this episode alone, he made his wife lie for him to his own daughter and BOUGHT POP'S DINER THEN LIED ABOUT IT
- apparently new reggie is a drug dealer, which i can accept
- apparently dilton doily is a gun salesmen now who sold a gun to archie who is trying to get the world record for sleep deprivation
- cheryl lied in fp's court hearing because #bughead was blackmailing her to say nice things like, "oh yeah this guy who i said i would never forgive? yeah, total forgiveness from my end. no loose strings. we cool."
- ms. grundy was killed with the passion of a cello bow
- betty made cheryl and the river vixens help with the revival of pop's diner, which featured 2 out of the 3 pussycats and cheryl performing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard".
- archie went dark but i don't really care cause he's still kind of an asshole
- we met midge but now she dead, along with moose (they were shot by what seems to be the masked man at the end of the episode)
- cheryl's mom looks f*cking awful
- new reggie's drug dealing was detected by the best mom in town (which isn't saying much cause all the moms are awful), alice cooper
- jughead makes a deal with a demon aka a lawyer who is friends with the serpents to help fp, which fp was NOT happy about
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