the one with the fangirl

- we meet nick assbutt st clair, veronica's ex (kind of) - BUGHEAD BREAK UP AND I'M NOT F*CKING HAPPY ABOUT IT - jughead joins the serpents and immediately after, toni starts f*cking making out with him. WHY IS JUGHEAD LETTING HER KISS HIM WHEN HE KNOW HE STILL LOVES BETTY?!? - cheryl gets sexually assaulted by nick. madelaine petsch, who plays cheryl on the show, made a video on her youtube channel talking about it. here it is: - betty continues talking to the black hood over the phone, who is OBVIOUSLY BETTY'S LONG LOST BROTHER LIKE COME ON BETTY FIGURE THIS OUT - the pussycats perform. i couldn't really judge their performance since they only played half the song and showed the pussycats for like point two milliseconds. - archie breaks it off with the red circle, which i was honestly really disappointed by. i wanted to see more shirtless dudes. - THEY DON'T MENTION DILTON DOILY IN THIS EPISODE DESPITE HIM BEING STABBED IN T...

Finn realizing that Poe has a crush on him #stormpilot Poe Dameron thinking about making out with Finn #stormpilot The Millenium Falcon don't look at explosions Carrie Fisher <3 Kylo Ren doing an impression of that one meme from Arthur Rey looking badass with Luke's lightsaber Captain Phasma in a lightsaber duel with Finn The Millenium Falcon being chased by the First Order Luke on the Millenium Falcon Kylo Ren looking morbidly at a wall

- the red circle now has merchandise!! - i have a reason to dislike toni topaz: she doesn't like betty's ponytail -KEVIN IS A GOOD FRIEND AND STICKS UP FOR BETTY - betty has some type of connection to the black hood (???) - bughead cuddle and read nancy drew books - ARCHIE GOES DARK AND THREATENS THE SOUTH SIDE SERPENTS BY VANDALIZING THEIR PROPERTY - alice cooper finally realizes that polly hates her AFTER POLLY LEAVES - the mayor does nothing to help the fact that teenagers are f*cking getting in gang fights - MY BABY DILTON DOILY GETS F*CKING STABBED IN THE FIGHT BETWEEN THE SOUTH SIDERS AND THE RED CIRCLE - betty saves the black hood's number in her phone cause they besties now - sheriff keller continues to be a d*ck